So... Here I am today, with a change in direction from my usual blogging. I'm tired of talking about my days which are repetitive and, to be honest, of no interest to my blog viewers.

As such, here I am, starting on a series of lame topics to talk about. In point form.

Today, the topic is "5 Things I Dislike About Boys In Public".

Note that I do not practice the following despite being a boy. If I can write them here, that means I know not to do them. First 2 are a bit disgusting so do not read if you feel uncomfortable.

Okay enough warning.

1. The flush is there for a reason. It's not a self-destruct button that sends the toilet bowl flying out with excretion splattering your face. It's just, a friggin flush. So please, boys, if you want to do your business, however big or small, please press flush. Like, sincerely, please do. As if public toilets aren't dirty enough, you're there to make it more "pleasant". When people don't flush, I'd always give leeway, thinking that the flush isn't working. BUT, most of the time, THE FLUSH DOES WORK. JUST PRESS IT. Your life won't shorten by millenniums if you do, right?

2. LIFT UP THE TOILET SEAT WHEN YOU PISS. Like, the toilet cover seat is meant for people who needs inspiration in the toilet, but not for people who just needs to empty their fuel tanks. Like, can't you just bloody lift up the toilet seat when you pee? Somemore, your accuracies are disgustingly off. That leaves the next person to, well, wipe it all up and suck it up if he needs to do some big business. It's disgusting. Just lift the toilet cover seat up!

3. Please be more self-conscious of your surroundings. Don't pick your nose in public! Come on. You can do it privately and sanitise yourself after that. But not on the bus.

On a side note though, my cousin once told me this joke:

"What's the difference between picking your nose and bowling? For bowling, you throw, it rolls. For picking your nose, you roll, then you throw."

Anyway.

4. Never, ever, blast your music in public. Okay, some girls may also do this, but I do realise more boys do it often. Like, carrying a 10kg headphones and then walking in public, blasting your music at levels that the whole bus can hear. Okay, fine, if your music taste is of a wide variety, and it isn't too loud, it's okay. BUT, every single time someone wears headphones in public, it's always Techno. Like, literally everyone with headphones in public listens to the same genre. There's nothing wrong with that, but, it's weird. Just, funny and stereotypical.

I think it's more of the loudness being annoying. Nobody needs to know which song you're listening to.

5. Eat food unglamorously. It's okay to eat fast, like a boy usually does. It isn't wrong to eat quicker than your female counterparts. But, please, eat with glamour. The utensils are there for you to use, not for you to stare at and admire its plastic beauty. If you're eating chicken wings in public, do not use your hands. It's weird, disgusting and oily. Ok, if you do insist on using your fingers, please at least bother to find a toilet and clean the oil off. Don't go around shaking hands like an MP with your greasy hands! It's just... need I say more?

So yeah, that concludes what I have to rant. 5 things only today because I'm tired, and slightly ill.

I've kinda had fever since this morning, went to school at 38.6C so... Thankfully, school ended at 1230hr today. Otherwise, I'd just collapse halfway.

Hopefully my fever subsides tomorrow, need to go and view the squash trials tomorrow...

Okay, I'm really drained despite sleeping 3 hours in the afternoon. So, adios!

Yummy

THE-ONLY-JUAN

Quote of the day:

~Written in these walls are the stories that I can't explain. Leave my heart open but it stays right here empty for days.~ One Direction - Story Of My Life from the album Midnight Memories

Yes, it's the only 1D song I like. I'm not their big fan, but this song really got me.