I call my brother "The Idiot" because only a man of his calibre deserves such a title.

We disturb each other a lot. And we interact in unconventional ways. So I decided that, hey, why not do 10 facts about The Idiot himself?

There are far more embarrassing things he has done but I shall not mention them because it'll be really... sinful. Yes.

It's not been easy generating this list so... let's go.

1. My parents suspects he has ADHD because he can't stop touching things on the table during a meal. Like, he'll touch tissue papers, the fan, his seat, his ass, play with his utensils, play with the air fryer, put his leg onto the opposing chair, you name it, he does it. Whatever's on the table IS - and I do mean IS - within his reach.

2. He's either at the computer or at the dining table (occasionally bringing the computer with him because the internet connection in his room sucks) all day long. Like, he can just sit there, and not move for like 9 hours plus straight.

3. I highly suspect he has, therefore, little social life outside of his room. He seems really socially awkward, I don't know.

4. He's thoughtful at times. Always asks me if I need anything when he goes down to Cheers to buy stuff. Even though I have to pay most of the time. Worth the convenience (Oh the irony comes when Cheers is a CONVENIENCE store... Nvm.).

5. We don't talk much on a daily basis. We're like living in separate worlds because, well, he's too obsessed playing games. Sometimes I shake my head and am helpless at what he's doing with his life. Like, even during N Levels, he plays games. Sure, he's gotten the results he wanted, but surely that's not the way to have a life, right?

6. He has a lot of pimples on his face. Doesn't take care of his face at all. Sometimes I sing "Pimple Face" to him to the tune of Lady Gaga's big hit. No prizes for guessing which song I made a parody of.

7. He's more handsome than me. Let's just face it. He may not be the most socially-engaging person, but he's charming. Far more than I am. That's not even a theory; it's a fact that I can only accept. I won't fight over it.

8. Sometimes he makes a lot of noise in his room. While he plays LOL and stuff. And at night. Like, knocking sounds. So one day it bugged me a lot and I decided to pay him a visit. Turns out, he was kicking against the wall separating our rooms. Like, repeatedly. Annoyingly. I almost came after him with a knife.

9. We have very contrasting personalities. I seem more nerdy and introvert, while he's more popular and extrovert. But our personalities are opposite; I'm more of an extrovert while he's more of an introvert. Although for the nerdy and popular part, it remains the same (me nerdy he popular).

10. His birthday is on 24 December. He keeps bragging about how close he is to Jesus. Well, in terms of birth date, that is. So he gets loads of gifts from the big Phang family since we celebrate Christmas every year, and hence his birthday is never forgotten. Do I feel jealous? For sure, who doesn't want more presents. Do I feel left out? Of course, who doesn't. But I guess that's reality so I've come to accept it as well. On the good side, I get more gifts from my friends while he doesn't because it's during the holidays. So that compensates it. After all, celebrating your birthday with friends seem more... fun, because everyone is the same age.

Okay, that's all. All in all, I love my brother like any big brother would. I would command him, I would demand respect from him. And in the same way, I'd respect him. Sometimes, we fight over small things. But that's brotherhood, and that's what makes me feel less lonely for 17 years and counting.

Okay, that's all, a random post from me. Cya Siloso beaches.

Signing off
THE-BROTHERLY-MAN

Quote of the day:
"It's not about the years in life, it's about the life in the years. Live life to the fullest."