I'm not perfect. Neither do I expect to be. So here are some flaws of mine and a bit of thinking I have about relationships etc. It's a very weird post, but I just thought I wanted to share this simply because it's my BLOODY BLOG DAMN IT. I do what I want~

1. I'm incredibly direct. It can hurt sometimes, I know. Sometimes I tend to be a bit loud over things. Especially last year. I never intended for those to happen. I apologise to whoever I did talk loudly unintentionally to.

2. My puberty has been delayed drastically. All the boys at my age have all shaved their face. I have never even touched a razor blade. That's how behind-time I am. I have a feeling puberty is never going to arrive for me. Not the facial hair part, at least.

3. I am a relationship virgin and probably will remain as one for a long time. Through the years, it's undeniable that I've had crushes before. It's not abnormal to have crushes, is it? But then I've also come to accept that these people come and go. I look back and the memories I have of them are faint. I can barely remember them now. I don't know... I've never dated. Will I try? Maybe. But will I be desperate chasing it? Maybe not. Maybe. I don't know. I'm confused. Right now if you ask me if I have any crush, my answer is a straight no. Simply because I'm tired. It's the same cycle.

Having said that, I am open to it. But who would date this imbecile anyway LOL. Better off dating with Shrek please.

4. I am simply not motivated at all. I tend to listen in class and then I'd say,"I love this topic! I'm going to read up on it. I'm gonna love what I'm learning." Rubbish. I've never really loved what I'm learning. I can say that I'm only half-interested. That's not enough. But I have far more things to do. More unimportant things. Like, doing what I love, editing and designing computer music and images, hosting my own radio show in my room with imaginery audience. Yes I do do the latter. Do not judge. It's just me practising for me future.

5. I am socially awkward at times. I do weird things. Sometimes I prefer to walk alone. Sometimes I walk at the front of everyone, solo. Sometimes I just don't really feel like talking. I don't know. But it's okay. I count myself as very integrated with people. Just that at times I do weird stuff like saying jokes nobody understand. Or talking too much and getting no response. I've learnt a lot though. How not to be too unique. Sometimes being too unique isn't good for you.

6. I am an extrovert-introvert. Extrovertly-introvert. Whatever you call it. Basically, I'm shy at first, but once I get comfortable, you're gonna get my full personality. I can be really lame (funny side is debatable). I just unleash my character when I am comfortable with the people. So if you are getting jokes from me, sharing my personal stories etc., that's because I trust you. And to be fair, I am quite open; the criteria to unlocking my personality isn't that high.

That's it. A very not-humorous post, I know. I love puns though. So here's some I made up myself or gathered by word of mouth:

What did char siew bao say to man tou?
You no feeling (filling) uh?

What do you call a pie that is obedient to his parents?
Filial PIEty.

What do you call a sailing pie?
A PIErate

What did the chicken burger said to the beef burger when the beef burger told a lame joke?
Man, you need to beef up your jokes.

Okay enough. Bye HAHAHA

Punny
THE-TRYING-TOO-HARD-MAN

Quote of the day:
"That was when I finally saw a real zebra crossing."