A while back I did a really silly thing while in school. So I've decided to come up with a list of the top 5 most embarrassingly retarded thing I did in public. Some are specific moments, some are my usual habits.

Because disgracing yourself is the way to go.

1. Last week, I called someone. Problem is, there's 3 Ryans in my contact list. Wanted to call my classmate to check bunking issues for the Malaysia trip next month. Called the wrong one.

"Hi, Ryan?"
"Yeah?"
"Errrr would you like to bunk with me and Alvin for the Malaysia trip?"
"Huh?"
"Like for the Malaysia trip, do you mind if you bunk with me and Alvin? The geog trip."
"I'm sorry I don't know what you're..."

Then I saw the Ryan I was meant to call downstairs and not on his phone. Then I realised.

"OOPS SORRY SORRY WRONG PERSON. SO SORRY"

I couldn't lunch properly thereafter.

2. Everytime I eat, there would be a bit of rice or stuff stuck in my braces. It's just part of the package. So I have to do this really weird mouth action.

Makes me look like I'm having a stroke every single time. And it's severely unglamorous.

3. I always accidentally sing too loud or talk to myself in the lift. And due to my ultra slow reaction, that bit of singing and talking tends to transfer out of the lift when the door opens. So when there's someone standing there at the door, I would react really slow. They usually get to hear 1 second of my retardness. 

From classy to crazy in that 1 second.

4. I tend to just mumble and speak gibberish randomly. Like sometimes the words come out quicker than the brain processing and it just comes out as a broken sense. Like sometimes I'll just go "put the oven in the pie!"

5. I talk too much about myself sometimes. Usually I get carried away. And so I end up looking really dumb and derived of attention. Maybe that's why. I don't have anyone to talk to. Add me foreveralone96@singles.com

That's all for today. Done, hungry, and sleep.

Ring ding dong
BA DUM TSK

Song of the day: Maroon 5 - Won't Go Home Without You
(Nostalgic... performed this terribly in front of nearly a thousand about 2 years ago. Still haunts me but meh.)