I suddenly have a topic to actually cover. Like, officially.

That's great stuff, isn't it?

Today, I'm going to tell you the top 5 most retarded and redundant things that are on my study desk. They may be unused, or simply just retarded.

1. Empty Angbaos

I have no idea why I still keep them more than 2 months on. Maybe I should just collect it for the next few years too so that I can make an angbao collage on my wall.

Nah that's kinda hideous... I mean angbaos are nice but for a collage on my wall... Just no.

2. My old SIM Card

You see, I switched from the Galaxy S2 to the Galaxy Note 3 earlier this year and the former requires a traditional SIM Card while the latter requires a microSIM. So yeah, the old one is just hanging around, talking to my fellow angbaos. Since the SIM Card is red too, they may find each other more relatable and may share some jokes.

"Hey angbaos, what's red and thin?"

"We don't know. Is it us?"

"Nah, it's me."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Okay bad joke.

3. Empty pen refills

I use Pilot G2 a lot and sometimes I just don't bother throwing them away even though a rubbish bin is like 40cm away from the desk. So they end up all over my table, just rolling around.

"THEY SEE ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'."

Okay bad joke x2.

4. A Harmonica

I don't actually know how to play it properly. I normally use it to annoy people over Skype calls by blowing really loud suddenly. So yeah. It's such a troll tool, and it works amazing too. Like, normally when the other person on the line says "Hello? You there?", I'll just blow the harmonica really hard.

And then I'll get a guy rubbing his ears and chasing after me.

5. Boxes

I have a lot of them. There's one for my Galaxy Tab 3 (which I don't use anymore so... $300 wasted.), one for my Seagate hard disk, one for my last-year-lost A-Jays Two, three spectacles boxes even though I only wear one pair now, two oversized boxes that used to store the 2 mini F1 car models that SingTel delivered as a gift, and a box for my printer ink. I have no idea why these are on my table and not elsewhere for storage either.

Maybe the boxes should just box each other and knock each other off the table.

Okay bad joke x100000000 there.

There's part 2 to this... Top 5 most useful things! Coming soon on Friday! Or Thursday! Or Saturday! Or Sunday! Or Monday! Or Tuesday! Or Wednesday! Or.... the next time I actually blog.

Quote of the day:

"There should be eye rolling exercise during PE."

Song of the day:

The Script - Six Degrees of Separation

(A pity this song does not have an MV with the clean version of the audio... Great MV nonetheless. Rewind and brings back a lot of memories...)