Triple The Things

It's April. Like, March was a great month, but it came in like a Wrecking Ball and left yelling "Timber!"

Okay, nevermind. Trying a bit too hard.

April Fools' Day was... a bit lacky in terms of highlights. The big thing was when we finally revealed that we never went to Indonesia during the March Holidays on Instagram... That's all, really.

As with March, I'm going to list down 3 things I look forward to in April.

1. Geography Trip to Kuala Lumpur and Kuantan! Absolutely cannot wait. Like, it's from 18-21 April, and it's going to be so fun. Just to be overseas and stay in a hotel for 4D3N... fun. Especially when you go overseas with friends; it's just so fun and there's no parental advice or supervision. Enough said.

2. Actually I've ran out of ideas...

3. Refer to point 2.
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Moving on, I'm going to share something funnier.

My Additional Mathematics teacher in Sec 4, Mr Seah, shared a lot of jokes. Here's some of his all-time classics that made me giggle so much despite being such a quiet student back then.

1. Examination

During an examination, you:
Look down in desperation
Look up for inspiration
Look to the side for solution

2. Buns

Char Siew Pao and Man Tou went to watch a movie. Char Siew Pao cried, but Man Tou didn't. Why?

Cos Man Tou no fillings.

Char Siew Pao and Rou Pao went to watch a movie. Char Siew Pao cried, but Rou Pao didn't. Why?

Cos Rou Pao different fillings.

Char Siew Pao and Siew Mai went to watch a movie. Siew Mai cried, but Char Siew Pao didn't. Why?

Char Siew Pao watch movie 3 times already cry for what?

3. And I cannot remember anymore...
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So, since that's the 2nd attempt at trying to complete a set of 3 things, and since I haven't been able to complete one, here's another set of 3 things.

Here are 3 things I've learnt in March.

1. You can never be tired of celebrating your birthday too many times. Like, seriously. I think I had... 7 celebrations? Mostly small ones, but those mean A HELL LOT to me, you'll never know.

2. You can never run out of puns. Not when there's another punny person talking to you. It never stops. Too sweggy.

3. Some people are the past and not worthy of attention. People come, mostly leave, and they only return when they need your help. Not cool. There's a reason why some things never happened last year, and never will. Because there was something wrong, something that told me some things should never happen, and are never meant to.
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YES. I finally completed a full set of 3 things.

Scrappy blogpost, I know. But heck, I write not to please people........

Okay partly I do but mostly they're just my thoughts that pop out of my microscopic brain whilst I write.

Oh by the way, I got 2nd/3rd in class for Human Geography (out of 9 students only though)! Surprised, but still not a good result. Physical Geography results tomorrow!

Aprilistic
BYE MARCH

Song of the day: Fall Out Boy - Alone Together
(Heard this on radio several times, but only reminded of its brilliance last week when it was played during morning assembly. Hot dayum.)
(I think I'll just be alone. So, shoutout to all my fellow aloners, let's be alone together. Not what the song means but I'll interpret it this way for now.)

Phang Siong Hang

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